Thursday, July 10, 2008

Shame he didn't top himself during those fraught sixth-form years: not sure i can stand this level of competition from a man twenty years my junior!

19 comments:

Dominic said...

Got a new ephebe, have we? Tch! (*sulks*)

Anonymous said...

Dominic.. you will ALWAYS be my ephebe-of-choice!

Anonymous said...

PhilK said:

He's just another twat who doesn't understand the Principle of Habituation.

Dominic said...

I think Dejan just spooged himself inside-out.

it said...

What is this? Some kind of homosocial writers' circle-jerk? Pah, male writers are so last century...

Anonymous said...

Dominic started it, Miss!

Dominic said...

Fancy a biscuit?

Anonymous said...

a biscuit? surely men of our ejaculatory vuluminousness require more than a mere biscuit.I fancy a pizza!

Anonymous said...

voluminousness, i mean.. though if the word vuluminous doesn't exist, it should! perhaps it could mean an especially capacious vulva!

it said...

You mean vagina. The vulva is the outside bit(s).

Honestly.

Anonymous said...

but then it would have to be vag-luminous.. which suggests a day-glo bifta of some sort.. perhaps i shouldn't have said "capacious" err.. will you settle for "distended"?

it said...

I always do.

Anonymous said...

what the hell are you and your distended vulva doing out of bed at this time in the morning?

it said...

Woke up early. We had a discussion about writing last night at Owen's that went a bit wrong. It was my fault.

D'oh.

it said...

M and Z are over, we're going for breakfast in G'wich. Do you want to come?

Anonymous said...

do you and your distended vulva a fancy a cup of coffee?

Anonymous said...

deffo.. i'll give you a ring!

Dan said...

WTF....?

Anonymous said...

wibbling twat fest?!!! is THAT what you're saying!!!!?????