Just time for a cheap pun before I (new-man alert, new-man alert! (new is short for newtered, here, clearly)) make Mrs Impostume her dinner!
I'd far rather listen to "Miles Davies: a Tribute to Jack Johnson" than I would " Jack Johnson: a tribute to Miles Davies!"
Yeah... sorry...must dash.. time to put those out-of-date Bernard Matthew's Fizzy-Lemon Flava Turkey Twanglepops in the microwave and open up another can of Graffititag Spageetiags (apparently sales of alphabeti spaghetti have fallen off with the decline in literacy). Never mind, we've got boil-in-the-bag black forest gateau for dessert.