ONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS WRITES:
echoing several others...
"Funnily enough being online most of the day I rarely look at porn, I've got a bit bored of it, I guess this fits in with the naughtiness thing, I'd probably find a shot of Cleo Rocos's cleavage more erotic than a video of some oiled-up silicon tit riding a massive cock. I do now and then check out a bit of vintage 70s-80s porn to remind me of the first pornos I saw, but even that doesn't have the effect it used to."
What can I say, but, Porntology.
12 comments:
Hahahahahaha!
A fetish for comforting cultural markers then. Why not wank over Lego (modern! European! It could have connotations of Kraftwerk and a livable welfare state - ooooh... better put the bricks back and get a towel...)?
Another funny one is when blokes claim all their masturbation fantasies are based on past 'experiences' - I often doubt that they were giving undivided attention the 'experience' when they were actually experiencing it. If people really do 'live in the moment' why don't they stop taking pictures of it all fucking day?
I often find myself experiencing nostalgia for places I experienced nostalgia in. I do mean "places", though, not "vaginas".
I remember feeling a sense of yearning when Tiswas suddenly stopped being that entertaining - probably some time around the Falkland War. As though the sense of possibilities were well and truly over. The Phantom Flan Flinger lost his post-punk edge all of a sudden.
Any of you who remained loyal to Swap Shop (the enemy!) have a lot to answer for, suburban creeps...
That was Owen hatherly remaining nameless, wasn't it?
Nope!
hatherly would never use a phrase like "oiled tit riding a huge cock".. he's far too demure for that...
nor was it Mark K-P for that matter
He'd never say 'tit' either - but Simon Reynolds would.
reynolds may say "tit", but "oiled-up sillicon tit"? "riding" and "massive cock"?
nope, it's not Reynolds either, in fact it's no-one "important" at all, (though i admit my blazoning disclaimer does imply that) but you have to respect people's anonimity a bit....
you're very curious about the critical elite's choice of grot...
all right, all right it was that Rouge's Foam bloke!!!!
nah... i'm kidding
i'd also like to apologize to owen hatherley for having spelled his name wrong 632 times on this blog
Are you worried he'll boycott your link?
yes.... and then i'll be no-one and nothing...
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