I would like to unresevedly apologize for any offence caused to fellow Bloggers by my recent posts, especially to both Family Hobgoblin and PMPEP if I in anyway implied they were anything other than Adoni, divinely proportioned, the living embodiements of the Hellenic model of beauty and even slightly stooped, tubby or balding. I would also like to apologize to Mark K-Punk for my childish speculations and the suggestion that he may look a bit like Davros or the unfunny professor from the Fast Show.

I make this statement freely and under no duress whatsoever.