Got a new ephebe, have we? Tch! (*sulks*)
Dominic.. you will ALWAYS be my ephebe-of-choice!
PhilK said:He's just another twat who doesn't understand the Principle of Habituation.
I think Dejan just spooged himself inside-out.
What is this? Some kind of homosocial writers' circle-jerk? Pah, male writers are so last century...
Dominic started it, Miss!
Fancy a biscuit?
a biscuit? surely men of our ejaculatory vuluminousness require more than a mere biscuit.I fancy a pizza!
voluminousness, i mean.. though if the word vuluminous doesn't exist, it should! perhaps it could mean an especially capacious vulva!
You mean vagina. The vulva is the outside bit(s).Honestly.
but then it would have to be vag-luminous.. which suggests a day-glo bifta of some sort.. perhaps i shouldn't have said "capacious" err.. will you settle for "distended"?
I always do.
what the hell are you and your distended vulva doing out of bed at this time in the morning?
Woke up early. We had a discussion about writing last night at Owen's that went a bit wrong. It was my fault.D'oh.
M and Z are over, we're going for breakfast in G'wich. Do you want to come?
do you and your distended vulva a fancy a cup of coffee?
deffo.. i'll give you a ring!
wibbling twat fest?!!! is THAT what you're saying!!!!?????
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