Ladies and gents, look no further I've found the worst song ever written. Toe-curling doesn't come close, the simultaneous power to make the blood boil and the soul curdle, truly epic in its awfulness. Included here with on-screen lyrics just so you can appreciate the full majesty of its metaphors, the extraordinary precision of its diagnois of late Capitalist life. Make sure you've got someone much smaller/weaker than you around to beat up after you've seen it otherwise self-harm may ensue.
Don't say you weren't warned.