In a desperate attempt to pre-empt Familyhobgoblin's malicious blackmailing and bullying I present the following, actually rather nicely Warholised picture of myself. Now let's see what else you've got, Goblin! Is that the best you can do! And why do you have these photos of me anyway? What foul, tawdry uses have you been putting them to, in your nasty, moist burrow between the gnarled olde tree roots?