Thursday, November 29, 2007

Deer godbeaders,

Sorry, sorry.....

beer dogleaders,

er.. sorry.. hang on....

Drear logbleeders..

CHRIST!

Drunk!

Fucking Christmas. I'll give you Kissmass Krissy's under the grizzledtoad, alright.

Blear....

grogdealers.....

In a moment of drunken inspiration* I've created this**, a repository, a reliquary if you will for the ghosts of stories past, present and yet to come... leaving the impostume free to be filled up with P.O.O.S (pontificating of other sorts). First one up is an old one.. written about twelve years ago.. but connected with the Naked bit below.
Hic!

Flunking Gristpath...

I mean..

Crunking fistmass...

and a Hah, Bumbug! to you all


*yeah, no, alright SORRY I'm not really drunk. I've been sniffing Tippex and rubbing creosote on my gums round the back of Maze Hill station with some mates from my Thursday night Macrame course, actually

** if anyone can think of a more industry-friendly name for the blog, by all means let me know.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The power of blogging!
A post it note stuck on the window of a shut-down pub by the lovely Charlie who used to work in Essential Records just round the corner (now sadly closed down) recorded for some arbitrary reason by the Greenwich Phantom, passed on from Nina via Owen!
The odd thing is I walk past that pub virtually every night on my way home and hadn't even noticed it was closed..

So, in the spirit in which the message was recieved could someone out there get the message back to Charlie that we're off to see the Gza do Liquid Swords at Koko on the 9th of December and if he wants to go I'll happily get him a ticket for his deeply moral insistence on getting those Wyatt lps back to me, just email me Charlie! Actually, I've just found his number (on the back of the Rated X cd mentioned below that he burned for me, as it goes) and could just ring him, but it's so much more life-affirming this way, isn't it?


Six degrees of separation..... let's see how long it takes!

UPDATE: some Infinite Help (and a smattering of Infinite Chastisement) from the bawdy Prof herself. Now I have both e-mail and mobile numbers, but I'm still asking someone out there to get hold of Charlie on my behalf... give it three days at the least....come on...think of it as an experiment or something.. sheesh....

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Ladies and gents, I've just set up this.

Signing it, or indeed passing it on to be signed by others will in no way constitute an endorsement of the Impostume itself or my own frankly abominable character (Wyatting, the Moby/Burial thing, errr...the fact that I like Motorhead) etc...

See you down the front for " Dumb Magician."
Some Northern Types: A bad education.




1) The Blue Orchids.

“Sees behind the screens, the strings attached to all things.”


Few people have written as brilliantly about the ambivalence of disengagement as Martin Bramah of The Blue Orchids, of the odd sense of victory in retreat, of the self-assertion in surrender, the serenity, even the generosity brought on by slow, piecemeal self-destruction.

The most famous song on The Greatest Hit ( Money Mountain) ( though by no means the best) is “Bad Education”, possibly a song addressed to the listener but more realistically to some uncomprehending third party, to the workday, square world, to the non-initiates. “I’m sorry to bother you/ but I’m afraid I want your attention,” it begins, and there is, despite the politeness, a very Mancunian swagger to the lines. Bramah has “read too many books, seen too much TV, paid too much attention, to that bad education”. In the grand tradition of the working class auto-didact, resolutely outside the Academy, Bramah has gorged himself on all those things that serious study would keep him away from, and now he has been hopelessly corrupted.

At the start of “V” Tony Harrison quotes Arthur Scargill, “My father still reads the dictionary every day. He says your life depends on your power to master words.” Whereas at one point the working class auto didact’s aim might have been a grasp of Marxism, a familiarity with history, a desire to be up to the standards of the formally educated in order to better represent his class interest, Bramah, living through the deadlock of the late Seventies and on into the early Eighties knows that all his intelligence and learning are going nowhere, and that the only law now is “ the law of dissipation.”

There’s a conscious rejection of any notion of role or status “ Everybody looks too me, I’m always looking to a distant star,” in “The Hanging Man", or “Woke up one morning/ threw my name in the bin/ ate the fruit of surrender/ surrender to no-one,” from “A year with no head”. The Blue Orchid’s are hardly here at all, even the wind might scatter them, bring about the longed for diffusion into the cosmos, “ just touch the flesh of the breeze/ and feel release.” There is nothing in this world for them, “the only way out is up.” They’ll stick to drugs to see them through the long, dark night of Late Capitalism that they can sense slowly closing in. The Blue Orchid’s are situated at that point where illumination is just starting to slide over into disillusion, where the come down can already be felt, filtering back from the future and whisping through the present, where you’ve been up so long it looks like down to you, where every bright assertion partially stands in its own shadow.“ I climb high above the city/ I climb high, I catch a star,” is counterbalanced by an intimation of a darker state “ I do what I can, but knowledge hangs the man”. The Blue Orchids capture the exultancy and pain of being a seer, of having had the mechanics of the world exposed to you. This giant, absurd contrivance, reality, all wobbling pasteboard and threadbare backdrop. Here is the man of vision’s plight, struck by the light filtering through the cracks and fissures, having partially stepped out of the world. Where is home now, how can he do justice to what he’s apprehended? How much further should he go? How can he explain himself? How can he live? But for the moment, for the Blue Orchids these fundamental questions are still on the horizon.

It’s 1982 and Bramah and his cohorts can still live in that dole-buffered interzone where experiment, play and exploration reign, “Down in the basement/We base our lives on love.” What makes The Greatest Hit such an affecting record is the fragile overlap of personal and political states. These are songs from the Magic Hour, that lambent transition between day and night that swells with loss and possibility, that speaks of old skins sloughed and new becomings. There is still place here for the raw, untested assertion of the working class youth, smarter than his peers who, unable to find a place in the world as it stands turns his back on it and tries to build on his own, both an ascetic and a wild fantasist, haunted and consoled equally by dreams of earthly success and their disavowal. “Sometimes I think, if I try/ climb the money mountain/make a million.”


Ten years down the line it will all look very different.


2) Naked.

“No matter how may books you read there are some things you still never, never, never understand.”


“Naked”, so good it’s hard to believe it’s a Mike Leigh film, recasts Late Capitalism, or rather reveals Late Capitalim for what it is, as Neo Medieval, a Second Dark Age with London as its benighted, labyrinthine heart.

In the wake of the impossible re-election of the Tories in 1992 and long before Blairism’s false dawn England is slowly grinding to a halt. This is a dark, static Universe, post-eschatological, an eternal present in which random encounters and exchanges succeed each other without bringing any sense of movement or completion. This is neither time’s arrow nor time’s cycle but Lumpen Time, time as a vast temporal rubbish heap that the prophet of our own End Times, Johnny, picks through as he waits for Revelation. A Gothic London of filthy backstreet, bedsits and smoking industrial ruins, populated by idiots and desperate men and women locked into meaningless work or scavenging after physical pleasure and some sense of contact, with violence around every corner.

The ghosts of both Lear and Endgame haunt Naked’s streets and it’s hard not to reflect on Lear’s “promised End” in both it’s implications, as the “ foretold” end and something desirable one has been guaranteed. In the absence of any secular eschatology, of both the Utopian promise of Marxism/ Modernism and the equally infernal promise/consolation of Mutually Assured Destruction thickening experience, time has simply unravelled, lost its elasticity, it’s immediacy. Late capitalism has done violence not merely to the social but also the temporal fabric of life. The “Paranoid style”, the overlap of Christian Apocalypticism with politics is just one of the modes of thought that Thatcherism has imported from the US and here, with Johnny, it fills the gap in meaning and orientation post the dissolution of the working class and the break up of the Soviet Union, in the form of elaborate eschatological theorizing. Johnny’s world is Gnostic, God is simply malign, the world corrupt and overrun by the Illuminati, yet hope, such as there is, is a question of waiting out for the shift, for the next evolutionary stage. In this way "Naked" overlaps with Houellebecq, ideologically, intellectually we’ve reached the end. There’s no thinking our way out of the impasse, only science can save us, and if not science then some metaphysical mutation, a kind of Hegelian Armaggedon, will offer the possibility of transcendence.

The Yuppie character in Naked, Jeremy, is always judged to be yet another manifestation of Leigh’s inabilities to draw rounded, sympathetic middle-class characters (actually Leigh can’t draw sympathetic, rounded characters, middle class or working class, he’s brilliant with misanthropes though, being a misanthrope-in-denial himself) but Jeremy and Johnny are really mirror images of each other, powerfully charismatic, death obsessed, only capable of expressing themselves sexually through violence. Johnny's advantage is in his wit, his cultural capital, and he exercises his power there. There is a strangely moving moment of recognition between the two when Johnny finally returns, badly beaten, to the house and reaches out in his stupor to touch Jeremy. Jeremy pulls violently away. Upper-Class Matter and Lower Class Antimatter must never meet and recognize how much they have of each other within. All the men here are fucked-up, desperate, harrowed by their inability to create meaning, lost. The women, in typical Leigh fashion, largely represent a certain stoical reality-principle to which the men must become reconciled.


Manchester, home for both Johnny and his ex-girlfriend Louise operates as a kind of touchstone for what there is that’s still decent with the world, “people talk to you,” Louis explains early on. By the end of the film she has decided to return there and it seems that Johnny will go with her after his odyssey through the London night. It’s an act of surprising aesthetic integrity on Leighs part that he doesn’t. The final line in the film is, “ When will the world ever…….. end?” the final, uncomfortably long shot, Johnny, with the money he’s stolen, on his last legs, limping toward us through another darkening day, receding further and further into the distance as the future he’s aiming for outstrips him. Where is home now, how can he do justice to what he’s apprehended? How much further should he go? How can he explain himself? How can he live?

He can only keep moving, keep waiting, keep pushing himself toward whatever impossible conflagration, whatever consummation he sees on the horizon. Otherwise death has him.





Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

world's most useless public intellectual?
I’ve just seem Richard Dawkins’ “ The root of all evil?” sometime after it was broadcast, I know, and my overall impression was that it was a waste of time. Dawkins’ sole point seems to be that Faith is irrational and belief isn’t based on evidence. Cue a wide variety of people telling Dawkins what they believe while he tells them that it’s irrational and that it isn’t supported by evidence. But pointing out their irrationality isn’t going to make any difference to the vast majority of believers, is it? It’s the same with conspiracy theories, any “evidence” you present to the contrary is simply sublimated into the belief, you’re an agent of the Devil trying to test someone’s faith or a stooge and dupe of Official History.

What there absolutely isn’t in “The root of all evil?” (and why the slightly cowardly question mark?) is any kind of structural analysis. Religion, especially in its fundamentalist modes is on the rise everywhere, the UK has more faith schools than ever etc. OK. Why? If Dawkins’ notion of the meme is to be believed then it looks largely like religion is the mother of all memes, still kicking every other belief system’s ass, including evolution's, everywhere from Tulsa to Tehran. What can we do about that then, Richard ? Err.....says Richard. How do you account for this retrograde step in evolutionary terms? This is the passivity at the heart of Darwinism, a variation of the Dialectic, there is an invisible force winnowing out the wheat from the historical chaff. We enlightened atheists must simply lead the others out of error to allow the proper "unfolding" to continue. This is a pretty pitiful notion of agency, live within truth and all is made right. I guess Dawkin thinks he’s not Anglican in the same way John Gray thinks he’s not a Neo- Liberal.

Of course, within the life-world of a scientist science assumes the role that Religion has for the believer, but we can’t all be scientists. Asking us not to be religious is asking us also to abandon a practice and Dawkin has nothing to offer us, as non-scientists in the face of this desolation, simply because he lacks at every level, at every point where his argument could develop, a politics. Without a politics the argument is banal and repetitive, deadlocked. To what extent is the rise in Fundametalism, the "narrativization" of science etc related to late Capitalism/ Neo libleralism? I waited for him to mention Communism. Surely he will at some point, I imagined. Nope.

If “The God Delusion,” is more of the same you can happily keep it off my Christmas list dear Blogreader.

Saturday, November 17, 2007


It wasn’t long before he realised that there were no mirrors anywhere in the house.

He searched through the rooms but found nothing. It was possible, indeed likely, that there was a mirror in the Wilkinson’s bedroom but this was the one room in the place that he wasn’t supposed to enter.

Arriving the day before for his two-week housesit he had discovered that all the doors were closed but that some doors were more closed than others. The sheet of instructions he had received as he picked up the keys from the agency had specified that all the house’s nine rooms were available to him, except the second on the right, at the top of the first flight of stairs. He walked back to their bedroom for the third time that afternoon and stood outside, equally irresolute. He would be required not only to enter, but to open the door.

He checked back through the other rooms again but there were still no mirrors anywhere, leaving him but this one option. Why were there no mirrors in the house? Not even in what he took to be the children’s bedrooms, not even in the big bathroom where, after showering that morning, their absence had first become evident to him?

He pressed down on the door handle and lent forward a little. The door moved in its frame, a thin black crack opening up on the other side of the lintel. Then he pulled it back closed. Not locked then.

He went downstairs to make a cup of coffee, using the Wilkinson’s gleaming espresso machine. What if there was some kind of emergency? He might be forced to enter then. Three thirty on a December afternoon. He looked out at the garden, a few rusty trees against the darkening sky and his own reflection there in the window. Just go in there and have a look, he told himself. Seeing himself now suddenly emboldened him and he began to explain to his reflection how unimportant it was, how ridiculous he was for not just going in there. His own face split into two reflections that slightly overlaid each other but didn’t quite match up. An effect of the double glazing, no doubt.

He swore at himself. This had always been his problem, he was too scared to break the rules, for all his big talk. This was why he was house sitting for two weeks and grateful for a place while the owners sunned themselves on the other side of the world. He had spent a few minutes gazing contemptuously at a framed photo of the pair of them in the living room that morning. Typical North London moneyed types, used to telling people what to do, where not to go, prohibiting. The coffee was strong and bitter and he could feel it clawing at this chest.

Just go and get the fucking mirror. He stalked back up the stairs but even as he went, getting closer to the room, he could feel his resolution draining, being displaced, until, standing again by the mocking blankness of the closed door it felt that his thoughts were hardly his own.

He found that he was sweating, as though every moment were performed within a denser field of gravity. He pressed down on the door handle, felt the lock unlatch. Why were there no mirrors in the house? The door opened a fraction of an inch with a sound like an inrush of breath from the room beyond, then a little further. A thin strip of paperless wall had become visible, along with edge of the light switch. A little further and he could see bare floorboards smeared with what looked like mud. Perhaps they were decorating the room still. His face was hot. Wider yet and he saw there on the wall the edge of a mirror, angled slightly forward, hung on a dusty wire hoop. He knew it. He knew it, there it was. The thick, ornate wooden frame and at the bottom right corner, curling around it, a finger with a blackened nail that slowly retreated back into the mirror as the light from the hallway touched it.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sunday has become a sacred day, the only day of the week on which she doesn’t work. A day in which every second is precious and planned for.

It is her policy to change the bedclothes on Saturday night, directly after her bath. In this way, when she wakes on the Sunday morning, the quilt is still lightly scented with the Jasmine fabric softener she uses. Lying with her eyes closed, one hand out on the hushed alarm, she breathes in the aroma and allows her thoughts to clear. Rebecca wakes as early on Sunday as she does on a workday but instead of the hurried breakfast, the shower, rummaging for clothes, dashing for the train, she has a different routine, one she has perfected over the last year.

First she makes a pot of coffee and lets it strengthen while she eats her breakfast, standing beside the steel sink in her thick, white bathrobe. A good, sugar-free Museli topped off with blueberries. Then she washes down a vitamin pill with a glass of filtered tap water, takes a glass of ice-cold orange juice and the freshly poured coffee on a small tray into the living room. She sits down at the table next to the window, sips the juice as the steaming coffee cools, gazing out from the seventeenth floor.

She lives alone now, a flat of her own at last, and has for a year or so. Even now, after so many years of living with other people in shared households, at moments she feels the same sense of excitement and relief as that first Sunday.
The flat was very different then. Rebecca has spent any spare time she has during the week renovating the place, determined to keep Sundays purely for relaxation, for herself. The old, striped carpets have been stripped out, the paper steamed and scraped from the walls. Everything is painted white in order to make the flat seem larger, mirrors hung strategically, shelves raised high in the alcoves to save floor-space. It is a small flat but it is hers, and besides, she is small herself and has learned how to live in limited space, how best to organize life in order to maximize it.

Before she takes her first sip of coffee she puts the radio on then turns back, picks up the cup with both hands as though it’s a bowl, lowers her face to it, allowing the last of the steam to dampen her nose and cheeks before she takes a drink. In a few minutes she will take a shower, the water piping hot, scrubbing herself with the coarse-grained Pine exfoliating gel, washing her hair in Lychee and Vanilla shampoo, conditioning it with Lilac-scented hair milk, each glittering green, honey-coloured and light-purple dollop portioned precisely out into her palm. Six months on, still eking out the Body Shop gift box she was given at Christmas.

She will shower again in the gym, after Yoga, her shower cap on. Use the cheaper Simple All Over Body Wash and then moisturize in front of the mirror, the towel tucked tight over her breasts, looking old in the changing room’s hard light. There’s grey in her hair that she is unsure what to do with. In three week’s time she will be forty.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

There was a girl in the road.

I stopped the car and got out, looked around. The street was empty. Two a.m.

I checked for a pulse, my hot hand on her cold, sweet throat.

Dead.

Dead and not a mark on her. She couldn’t have been more than seventeen.

My heart was pounding, time was of the essence.

I placed her gently down in the boot of the car, folded her long arms and legs in. Then I drove home.

Twenty minutes later we were sitting in my living room.
There on the wet tarmac, her blue skirt, the blond curls heaped over her face like gold shavings. Waiting for me.

“Where have you come from, where have you come from?” I asked her silent, down turned face, my breath rich with the whiskey I was drinking to calm my nerves.

Seventeen and not a mark on her.

Fallen from heaven. My answered prayer.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007



Because I'm an idiot I'd always assumed that this wasn't worth bothering with.

Then someone burned me "Rated X".

Then I heard the rest of it.

Yep. I really am an idiot.

If Mr Rumble didn’t want to go, then Tabitha didn’t want to go.

“But darling, think how disappointed all your friends will be,” Jessica said.

“No!” Tabitha told her, small fist mashing the neck of her teddy.“Mr Rumble says no.”

“Maybe Mr Rumble should lighten up a bit,” Niall offered from the sofa. “After all, it is Saturday.”
Jessica gave him a look.

“Mr Rumble says NO!” Tabitha pouted, cheeks purpling.

“ But daddy’s going to be here to collect you soon. Don’t you love daddy, Tabby?”

“No!” Tabitha shouted.

Jessica pulled the sad face, trying to conceal her satisfaction. “ Ohhhh. Think how sad daddy would be if he heard you.”

“And what about Jessy?” Niall drawled, “does Jessy still love Daddy? Or does she love Nially now?”

Jessica gave him a look. Niall reached for another bottle of Staropramen.

“Mr Rumble wants to stay here,” Tabitha shouted.

“So do you want mummy to have to phone ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL your friends and tell them that Tabitha isn’t coming because silly Mr Rumble says so? Poor mummy. Think of mummy. Poor mummy.” She craned in hopefully, pulling the sad face once again, as Tabitha stared at the floor. “No? Should I go and phone them then? Are you going to make poor mummy do that?”

“Yes,” Tabitha shouted.

“Here’s some of that joy that you just knew having kids would bring you,” Nail said

Jess ignored him. Just don’t rise to it. “And tell Daddy you don’t want to see him this weekend, hmmmmmm, poor daddy?”

“Yes!” Tabitha shouted, even more angrily.

“Ok then, darling, if that’s what you want,” Jessica said as she backed out of the room.

“It’s Mr Rumble!” Tabitha shrieked, shaking the teddy around.

Niall sipped at the beer, it could have done with being a bit colder.

“This Mr Rumble is a pain in the arse, isn’t he? You want to ditch him. Hook up with someone who knows how to have a good time. Like your Uncle Niall here.” He waved an arm around, addressing the ceiling. Looks like a night in, then. With the kid. Still. No awkward encounters with aggrieved ex-husbands at hand-over time.

“Shut up, YOU!”

“What’s the matter, don’t you like your old uncle Niall?” Niall asked. “ Mummy likes him, doesn’t she? So how bad can he be? If mummy loves Tabby and Nially too….”

Tabitha was silent, watching her own foot twist on the rug.

Jessica’s muffled voice. Then footsteps on the stairs.

She came back into the room with the upset face on. “All your friends are very sad and so is daddy and so is mummy because it’s not nice to promise and then break your promise is it, darling?”

Niall snorted and tilted the bottle toward her. “ You mean just like….”

Jessica gave him a look. Eyes wide. The pissed off face. The you’re-going-too-far face.

“Shut up, YOU!” Tabitha shouted.

Then the three of them sat there in silence while Mr Rumble laughed and laughed and laughed.
Smart! Ye Gods!Imagine what it's like having a drink with the bastard!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Out past the last row of beach huts he keeps walking until the town is lost behind the coast’s slow curve. Sun and cloudless sky, waves against the brilliant sand.

Stops and looks around.

Here.

He takes a white towel from his bag, moving slowly, places it on the sand. Lies down and closes his eyes.

Time slows and stops.

The pale lip of foam at the water’s edge, the dry swell of the land, the man on his back, his bag placed neatly down beside him.

Drifts into a semi sleep. Rosettes against the pink light. Salt on his lips, the whisper of departures.

A tickle at his wrist, then at his temple.

He opens his eyes into the glare, his vision slowly cooling. A fly.

There it is, scudding across his field of vision. Moving around its jagged circuit, slicing shapes out of the day.

No. No.

Even here their emissaries pursue him.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

BURIAL: UNMASKED AT LAST!




That new Burial album's really tasteful, isn’t it. Very "Creative’s Dinner Party". I expect to hear it pretty soon as heavy-rotation backing music on whatever the Noughties equivalent of This Life is. It’s Massive Attack, innit. It’s trip hop. “Archangel” is Dubstep’s “Unfinished Sympathy.” It’s going to be all over adverts and movies as unthreateningly non-specific signifier of moody street cool. It’s going to make him rich. I’m counting the days until one of my workmates says, “Hey, Carl, have you heard that LP by this “Burial” guy.. yeah, I was round my friend’s house the other day…..”

Don’t worry, I’ll keep you informed….
Update: actually is that the ghost of Moby's "Play" that I can hear kind of hanging over the whole endeavour.
There was something on the corner of her mouth.

I leant in. Across the table.

A thin black crease. An eyelash, perhaps.

She was speaking. I remember that. Her mouth moving, her face animated, her eyes wide. Was it anger?

Were we fighting?

I said, in what I hoped was a neutral voice, “ You’ve got something on the side of your mouth.”

She nodded and reached up, tweezed it between her fingers, opened her mouth wider and gave it a little pull.

Immediately there were glistening black lines hooked over her upper and lower lips. Through her open mouth I could see something dark in her throat.

A spider.

“Well could you help me?” she asked. “Not just sit there?” She put down her fork and took the other leg, at the left hand corner of her mouth, between thumb and forefinger. Just as she had with the right.

I hesitated, unsure what to do.

“Oh just forget it. I’ll do it myself,” she said. She was angry.

I grew anxious. “No, no. I want to help, I just…”

She was pulling quite hard now, mouth open as wide as it would go, her throat rippling. The spider’s other legs were digging into her lips as it tried to hold itself in place. A thin pinprick of blood ran down her chin. I could be of help. I picked up a napkin to dab it away before it stained her new top. I remembered that she had been showing it off to me proudly that morning.

“Just leave it. Leave it!” she said and sighed, still pulling at the legs.

Slowly the spider began to emerge until it’s carapace was against the back of her teeth. I sat fidgeting nervously at the table. She paused for a moment, breathing through her nose, her forehead beaded with sweat.

“Almost there,” she said. “ Well? Get the dog!”

The dog, of course. I felt relieved. I left the room and went downstairs in the dark, then out into the dark garden. It was cold and the vast tangle of trees and bushes at the garden’s end stood petrified in the moonlight. Something bad had happened in this garden and it was good that the dog was here to watch over us. He was in his kennel. I attached the lead and brought him back up the stairs.

“Here boy, here boy,” she said as we entered and offered the dog the large spider. He leapt up and took it with a single snap of his jaws, then sat down contentedly on the mat to crunch it up. I noticed the dog had only three legs.

Then I remembered that dogs were three-legged animals.

And I remembered that sometimes spiders grew in her throat.

I was relieved to remember these things. I smiled at her.

She was busy with her food.

I wondered what we were having for dessert.
Splenetic! My God! Just imagine what it's like going for a drink with the bastard.

Saturday, November 10, 2007


utterly fucking wonderful